So I went to the grocery store, (trader joes to be exact) and I am trying to shop when some douchebag “lovebugs” get in the way. Seriously these 2 sweethearts were pretty much walking at the pace of a one legged dog, while taking up about 3 normal human widths due to the fact that they were fat americans.
Honestly, I could care less if you hold hands or fuck in public, I may even watch… but when an isle at the grocery store allows for at most 3 shopping carts to pass by, and you 2 PDA displaying assfucks are taking up the width of 2 carts and not even shopping, you need to get the fuck out of the store or at least out of my way.
-When the Trose speaks, NO ONE LISTENS
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I listen…
You should have taken some mini-marshmallows, opened up the bag and given them a lovely shower.
All seriousness, grocery stores are no place for PDAs…those fatties should be concentrating on per-unit gouging, price discrimination and customer trickery, which is plentiful at most US grocery chains, (never been to TraderJoes, but I can only assume)…
Huh? I wasn’t listening… can you repeat that? 😛