Unless you are blind or have some serious mental issues, you can see that werty.net has undergone a serious layout change…well not only the front end changed; I upgraded to wordpress v2.0 and imported all of my old post…all 540+ of them, now i need to add them to categories, as well as tag them…a few nice features. one other change was the inclusion of a built in search page, so I no longer need to use the atomz free search that I used to have on the site…so this means this will be the last atomz style update ever. I do have other reporting available, but I do not think i will be doing it weekly.
Here are the top phrases searched week ending 12/24/05:
– 5 for “robyn bewersdorf”
– 3 for “luis”
– 3 for “tiffany teen”
– 1 for “battery reset ipod”
– 1 for “brick”
– 1 for “chicago apartments for rent”
– 1 for “dead face ipod mini”
– 1 for “deleting songs”
– 1 for “flowers”
– 1 for “hold”
So I have 15 readers according to bloglines, but I get 100’s of visitors a day, they all are after 2 things, ipod problems and internet porn… here is what they looked for this week once they got to my site:
There were 7 searches this week:
Top Searches week ending 11/26/05:
– 3 for “tiffany teen”
– 2 for “how to remove an album from ipod”
– 1 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 1 for “3”
– 1 for “empty ipod menu”
– 1 for “hard reset ipod”
– 1 for “ipod”
– 1 for “ipod catalog”
– 1 for “loading music to ipod”
– 1 for “megan qt”
It looks like Tiffany Teen is a crowd favorite, here at werty.net. I am not 100% sure about this search, but I hear I went to Highschool with her… I need to research and have an entire post dedicated to miss tiffany teen.
Here are the top phrases searched week ending 11/19/05:
Here are the top phrases searched week ending 10/22/05:
– 3 for “googledance”
– 3 for “how to delete songs of my ipod mini 1st edition”
– 3 for “reset my ipod”
– 3 for “tiffany teen”
– 2 for “how to delete songs of my ipod mini”
– 2 for “mini”
– 2 for “photo to sketch v3 0”
– 1 for “airsoft video”
– 1 for “bragada”
– 1 for “gmail”
This week pretty much flew by in a flu induced haze. I managed to sleep some crazy hours last weekend and a few nights this week. I have had the chills, probably a fever, slow thoughts, mind cloudiness, etc… But thanks to sweet homeopathic meds, I was able to avoid missing any work.
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 3 for “next door nikki”
– 2 for “ipod mini disk write error”
– 1 for “a folder with a warning sign”
– 1 for “double size”
– 1 for “drunken canadian travel club”
– 1 for “net door nikki”
– 1 for “phil flash”
– 1 for “pitchers on hacking”
– 1 for “poker”
– 1 for “rada”
There were 13 searches for the week ending 09/24/05 for Werty dot net.
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 1 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 1 for “0 cool”
– 1 for “3 for tiffany teen”
– 1 for “900”
– 1 for “appliance repair”
– 1 for “caper”
– 1 for “caper herman miller chair”
– 1 for “mark tahiliani”
– 1 for “megan qt”
– 1 for “novaform elite”
There were 17 searches for the week ending 09/17/05 for Werty dot net.
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 2 for “next door nikki”
– 1 for “110444”
– 1 for “alien5”
– 1 for “ass lickers”
– 1 for “bill”
– 1 for “delete songs from ipod”
– 1 for “gamera”
– 1 for “ipod test”
– 1 for “kgjkuy”
– 1 for “megan qt”
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 3 for “erasing files”
– 2 for “gmail id”
– 1 for “adult video clips”
– 1 for “aduolt video clips”
– 1 for “animal”
– 1 for “brin”
– 1 for “bumper car champion”
– 1 for “chicago”
– 1 for “emily hamner”
– 1 for “filthy canadian defectors”
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 4 for “sergey brin speedo”
– 2 for “gmail id”
– 1 for “a sweet can”
– 1 for “all ipod minis”
– 1 for “altoids”
– 1 for “birthday”
– 1 for “boo ya”
– 1 for “book maker factory”
– 1 for “busy busy busy”
– 1 for “call me ishmael”
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Here are the top phrases searched:
– 2 for “tiffany teen”
– 1 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 1 for “3 for tiffany teen”
– 1 for “check ipod mini”
– 1 for “dirtyrobotskill”
– 1 for “format zen”
– 1 for “manila exposed”
– 1 for “my computer wont recognise ipod”
– 1 for “my usb wont recognise ipod”
– 1 for “next door nikki”
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Here are the top phrases searched:
– 3 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 1 for “accutracking”
– 1 for “beef”
– 1 for “clickwheel”
– 1 for “folder”
– 1 for “how do i doubble furni in habbo hotel”
– 1 for “how to erase all the music on an ipod”
– 1 for “ipod flashes do not disconnect”
– 1 for “nipple”
– 1 for “reset”
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Here are the top phrases searched:
– 2 for “clear ipod”
– 2 for “joml”
– 1 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 1 for “chicago says hello”
– 1 for “ipod will not update”
– 1 for “ipodwont update”
– 1 for “megan qt”
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Your Top Searches:
There were 19 searches for the week ending 07/23/05 for Werty dot net.
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There were 10 searches for the week ending 07/16/05 for Werty dot net.
Here are the top phrases searched:
Week of July 3 to July 9
25 total searches, 24 phrases (1 to 20)
Here are the rest:
There were 3 searches for the week ending 05/08/04 for werty dot net at
https://www.werty.net/.
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 1 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 1 for “puke”
– 1 for “yugioh”
Yeah, so I have been ULTRA LAZY!
There were 24 searches for the week ending 04/10/04 for werty dot net
at https://www.werty.net/.
Here are the top phrases searched:
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 39 for “anal leakage”
– 5 for “year of the cock”
– 3 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 2 for “photo”
– 1 for “anal imac paris hilton video”
– 1 for “bolloks”
– 1 for “buying wives with cows”
– 1 for “fart”
– 1 for “piglet”
– 1 for “proper amount of time to wait to start making out again
after puking”
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Here are the top phrases searched:
– 7 for “ive got nipples focker can you milk me”
– 6 for “its time for the percolator”
– 6 for “killed my fucking tits this time”
– 2 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 1 for “barf stew”
– 1 for “fred honeycut sculptor”
– 1 for “how to shag wendi”
– 1 for “ipod sex rough”
– 1 for “massage”
– 1 for “pussy”
Your Top Searches:
There were 76 searches for the week ending 03/13/04 for werty dot net
at https://www.werty.net/.
Here are the top phrases searched:
Here are the top phrases searched week ending 03/06/04 for werty dot net
– 1 for “alligator wrestling”
– 1 for “beef stew”
– 1 for “bloody nutz”
– 1 for “como se dice assclown”
– 1 for “como se dice cockgobbler”
– 1 for “does anyone read this”
– 1 for “fountain swimming”
– 1 for “fucking”
– 1 for “ipod mini marketing”
– 1 for “missing leg”
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Your Top Searches:
There were 39 searches for the week ending 02/28/04 for werty dot net
at https://www.werty.net/.
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 23 for “cocktopus”
– 3 for “poontang”
– 2 for “gi joe”
– 1 for “as known”
– 1 for “asspop pants”
– 1 for “crap boobs crap”
– 1 for “deez nutz”
– 1 for “gene wilder”
– 1 for “gi”
– 1 for “joe”
Your Top Searches:
There were 9 searches for the week ending 02/21/04 for werty dot net at
https://www.werty.net/.
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 2 for “least interesting blog ever”
– 1 for “all saints”
– 1 for “boob”
– 1 for “flashlight dildo”
– 1 for “janet jackson”
– 1 for “keenan blowjob”
– 1 for “super bowl”
– 1 for “world s worst lover”
There were 43 searches for the week ending 02/07/04 for werty dot net
at https://www.werty.net/.
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 4 for ‘end of world’
– 4 for ‘janet jackson’
– 3 for ‘endofworld’
– 2 for ‘boob’
– 2 for ‘oral sex’
– 1 for ‘[ blank query ]’*
– 1 for ‘ass bubble’
– 1 for ‘baby dick’
– 1 for ‘breast’
– 1 for ‘cucomber'”
There were 19 searches for the week ending 02/14/04 for werty dot net at https://www.werty.net/.
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 2 for “neistat”
– 1 for “artist”
– 1 for “bleeding werty”
– 1 for “butt pads”
– 1 for “end of world”
– 1 for “endofworld”
– 1 for “fungus offers to werty”
– 1 for “gi joe”
– 1 for “hella werty”
– 1 for “holla at wertys nuts”
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There were 29 searches for the week ending 01/24/04 for werty dot net
at https://www.werty.net/.
– 6 for “lurk”
– 3 for “end of world”
– 3 for “lurker”
– 3 for “teeny peeny”
– 2 for “meapotamia conflict and wars”
– 2 for “you make the world blush when you touch yourself”
– 1 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 1 for “ass bubble”
– 1 for “big fat head”
– 1 for “endofworld”
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There were 15 searches for the week ending 01/17/04 for werty dot net
at https://www.werty.net/.
– 2 for “brooklynbacon”
– 2 for “gi joe”
– 1 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 1 for “asemetrical breasts”
– 1 for “ass neck”
– 1 for “bathe him”
– 1 for “bikes”
– 1 for “georg goltermann”
– 1 for “i heard that george doesn t like black people”
– 1 for “leonard nimoy”
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There were 10 searches for the week ending 01/10/04 for werty dot net
at https://www.werty.net/.
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 3 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 2 for “lomer”
– 1 for “bio”
– 1 for “dimple”
– 1 for “hello”
– 1 for “sex”
– 1 for “wumpus”
There were 9 searches for the week ending 01/03/04 for werty dot net at
https://www.werty.net/.
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 1 for “cotton headed ninny muggins”
– 1 for “dick”
– 1 for “email”
– 1 for “hurry up”
– 1 for “i pod movie”
– 1 for “lanky”
– 1 for “sex”
– 1 for “ugly pumpkin nipples”
– 1 for “what a lazy blog face”
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 2 for “reagen preston gomez”
– 1 for “about”
– 1 for “ass cream”
– 1 for “donker donker donker”
– 1 for “fubar”
– 1 for “hosehead”
– 1 for “hoseheadnosemouth”
– 1 for “hoser”
– 1 for “http members cox net impunity endofworld swf”
– 1 for “loose skin and old balls”
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 2 for “pierce”
– 1 for “pumpkin nipples”
– 1 for “ricky pierce”
– 1 for “silly wank”
– 1 for “when i think about you i touch myself”
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 2 for “aaron mlot”
– 2 for “gi joe”
– 2 for “gi joe psa”
– 1 for “fancy and showy yuppy”
– 1 for “g i joe”
– 1 for “games”
– 1 for “gi”searches for the week
– 1 for “hoarse love”
– 1 for “jenna jameson hardens my donker”
– 1 for “mw”
– 2 for “mikey”
– 1 for “awesome”
– 1 for “bigfoot”
– 1 for “gi joe”
– 1 for “gi joe psa”
– 1 for “gijoe”
– 1 for “i haven t done it in a while though”
– 1 for “i started the creepy searches cause that girl was searching
her name all the tim”
– 1 for “lousy sex”
– 1 for “might as well start again cause everyone else is doing it”
Ol werty has been busy, so to the three of you who check this I am sorry for the delay:
These are from this week and pretty funny:
There were 17 searches for the week ending 11/29/03 for werty dot net
at https://www.werty.net/.
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 2 for ‘don t worry about it’
– 1 for ‘[ blank query ]’*
– 1 for ’85 bears diitka’
– 1 for ’85 bears ditka’
– 1 for ‘aaron mlot’
– 1 for ‘and it looks like a suasage’
– 1 for ‘astroglide affiliate’
– 1 for ‘ditka’
– 1 for ‘gi joe’
– 1 for ‘load of old cock'”
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There were 10 searches for the week ending 11/08/03 for werty dot net at https://www.werty.net/.
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 2 for “gi joe”
– 1 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 1 for “astroglide affiliate”
– 1 for “XXXXXXX XXXXXXX wore orange shoes at cod”
– 1 for “mogwai”
– 1 for “streamlined shitting”
– 1 for “the perfect pooh”
– 1 for “ultimate dump”
– 1 for “werty net jungle archiv e”
There were 15 searches for the week ending 10/25/03 for werty dot net
at https://www.werty.net/.
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 1 for ‘accident’
– 1 for ‘bad habit’
– 1 for ‘crank hair’
– 1 for ‘disease’
– 1 for ‘domains’
– 1 for ‘drink disserve’
– 1 for ‘fat dog collar’
– 1 for ‘gi joe’
– 1 for ‘heart disease’
– 1 for ‘itchy nuttsack home remedy’
– 8 for “super tiny dickhole”
– 5 for “elizabeth wolfgramm”
– 1 for “goonies”
– 1 for “montana”
– 1 for “montana is calling me”
– 1 for “my shit stain needs gain”
– 1 for “naked werty”
– 1 for “phentermine”
– 1 for “schizo”
– 1 for “weight loss”
– 7 for “cccccccccccccoooooooooo
oooooccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk”
– 6 for “cock cock and more cock”
– 1 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 1 for “about”
– 1 for “bio”
– 1 for “craig z workout”
– 1 for “elizabeth wolfgramm”
– 1 for “hello”
– 1 for “new years”
– 1 for “wety”
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For last week.
– 5 for “computer network”
– 2 for “computer technician”
– 2 for “invent tech”
– 2 for “my hog s mop”
– 1 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 1 for “anc lavaneh”
– 1 for “snc lavaneh”
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Yow…it was terrible today. I think 95 or something. On the south side somekids were playing in the firehydrants and I guess someone driving hit a kid in the street. Rumor has it the guy went back to hit the girl. Anyhow these chicago folks rages and I guess killed the guy and lit his car on fire. Some crazy barbaric type shit. This town is nutty, add the heat and it goes OTH (yeah off the hook). Christ…shoot me.
– 28 for ‘dickprints’
– 26 for ‘big big dicks’
– 19 for ‘b horny b’
– 18 for ‘bottlecap nipples’
– 16 for ‘omfg look at these tits they re huge’
– 13 for ‘grillin and chillin’
– 8 for ‘one word loins’
– 6 for ‘doin ya grammie’
– 6 for ‘i would like to fuck that chick from those haagen daz commercial seriously look’
– 3 for ‘[ blank query ]’
There were 22 searches for the week ending 08/02/03 for werty dot net
at https://www.werty.net/.
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 6 for “boner sammich”
– 6 for “erector set”
– 5 for “apeshit hairpiece”
– 4 for “ska revival”
– 1 for “bonr sammich”
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Your Top Searches:
There were 33 searches for the week ending 07/26/03 for werty dot net
at https://www.werty.net/.
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There were 174 searches for the week ending 07/19/03 for werty dot net
at https://www.werty.net/.
Here are the top phrases searched:
There were 69 searches for the week ending 07/05/03 for werty dot net
at https://www.werty.net/.
Here are the top phrases searched:
Here are the top phrases searched:
– 6 for “poop yarmulke”
– 3 for “watermelon flavored gooey discharge”
Whoever is doing the searches, please keep it up. They make my week.
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Internal search queries:
– 3 for “cemical brothers”
– 1 for “hot boy anthony”
– 1 for “lael”
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top 3 internal search queries:
– 3 for “wertyuiopjkhgfdsamlmmbvcxzn”
– 1 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 1 for “815 436 2458”
– 1 for “bite”
– 1 for “i am going to kill you prepare your will”
– 1 for “wertyuiop”
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