2003

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip…but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves didn’t produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out…heaven knows where to. More Stress!
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink.
In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.The angel said: “Where would you like me to put this tree fat man?”

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SEO Bitch Jake sure is a real seo bitch… or maybe he is more of an seo rockstar. Either way he is the fastest typer in the world.

Seo 1337 perhaps… I dunno i swear him and his keyboard were smoking…I think Jake should learn to quit smoking, do not think his keyword will ever learn.

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look st the original seo rockstar

SEO ROCKSTARS are hot. SEO Rockstars are cool SEO Rockstars rule the damn school. LOOKIE ME!

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…I am still sick, feeling better now.

I ate lots of soup and food, and did not have one sip of alcohol. I left the house only for a matter of minutes and accomplished nothing other that some quality time to think.

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iPod’s Dirty Secret – Neistat Brothers

This is a pretty cool movie that these guys made in order to fight the shitty policy that apple had with the replacement of an ipod battery pack.

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BODYWORLDS-Home

Go to germany… the museum with people turned into sculpture.

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So this weekend was thanksgiving. That went really well. Spent the whole day at the grandparents house. I even helped cook and clean, such a great grandson…

My first week at work was completed. It went well. We launced the first site I will be working on and it has already been crawled, which is good news…we will see how everything else goes with this site.

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Steal a car and go on a roadtrip!

Roadside America – strange roadside attractions in the USA.

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light blue extra dot com – a chicago music resource

Wow did this page change!!!

The old site got completely destroyed in some nasty error by the host.

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Keoz.com – vertical portal: “Arts vertical portal ”

Interesting.

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Montel Williams

I cannot believe he still has a show. I was watching TV, one of the 10 channels that I now get, and I saw a commercial for his show. Craziness.

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WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES

hahahaha best page ever.

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The robot hall of fame. This is kind of cool. I would like to visit it sometime.

In the werty news.

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Membership: “Center Name:Chicago
Billing Payment Center Address:1255 W North Ave, Chicago, IL 60622
Phone Number:866-594-1234
Hours of Operation:Mon, Wed, Fri 9am-6pm, Tue, Thu 8am-5pm, Sat 9am-1pm
Directions From Closest Major Intersection:I-90 E/W Exit At North Avenue. Go East On North Avenue, Approximately 3 Blocks. Office Is Across The Street From Home Depot.
Notes:Accepts Cable TV and high speed internet payments. Accepts returned converters and modems. Can not accept digital telephone service payments. Can not exchange converters or modems. For complete information on payment options, refer to the local phone number on your monthly statement.”

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Baby Bright Eyes Home at babybrighteyes.com

The site is under construction but I hate it already. It is going to the main page for that creepy new doll that is coming ou ttis christmas. It uses nano muscle to control its movement. It will be silent and creepy as hell. I hate it.

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Buy Airsoft Gun News at Air Soft Alley

It looks like airsoft alley updated all of their pages and now you can buy air soft guns from them

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MetaCollection of CGI and PHP script archives and link directories: “This site is a guide for webmasters and developers who are in search of CGI or PHP script archives. As a webmaster you will find link directories where you can look for scripts and code snippets that power your interactive dynamic website. As a programmer you will find link directories where you can publish your own software and drive traffic to your website.”

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Waag Connect >

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Face The Issue

Weird…this seems like a rushed launch. I will do some research to determine how long this has been in the works. When I first found this google was yet to crawl it, but it linked on the main page of yahoo.

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Actor Fred ‘Rerun’ Berry dies at 52

What a terrible day indeed.

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I woke up way late to my roommate asking if I was going to work. This was after 8:15. I call in sick to work and go back to bed. I sleep until about 3:30. I went to bed atabout 11pm last night, which is early for me. I feel like shit, I am still tired and my head hurts. It seems like once a month I need to get a good solid 16 or so hours of sleep. I guess just to catch up? Anyway you lok at it it sucks.

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– 1 for “big huge gaping asshole”
– 1 for “chicano cubs”
– 1 for “cum guzzling asian teens”
– 1 for “cum swapping asian bondage queens”
– 1 for “good”
– 1 for “sun”
– 1 for “tsubo”

FUN!!

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Cat Dissection-Superficial Muscles

I helped my roommate work on his cat dissection lab today. It has been a while since I have done anything like this. I would say close to 10 years. I started by taking pictures, for personal use with artwork and to allow him to study them. Kinda fucked up… The last time I saw anything remotely similar to this was when I was at UIC late one night working on a painting and a teacher/grad student was working on dissecting a bird that her cat had killed.

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Dedicated to the production, distribution and promotion of quality ethnographic and documentary films from around the world.

This is what Eric had to say after returning from working on a movie:
“Many we produce ethnographic and anthropology-related documentaries. We just finished a 5 part, 6 hour series on the Kalahari bushmen of Africa that spans the course of 50 years of documenting them from their hunter-gatherer beginnings to their difficulty in maintaining a life on simple ends.”

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1. Radio was invented; Cubs fans got to hear their team lose.
2. TV was invented; Cubs fans got to see their team lose.
3. Baseball added 14 teams; Cubs fans get to see and hear their team lose to more clubs.
4. George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays.
5. Haley’s comet passed Earth – twice.
6. Harry Cary was born….and died. Incredible, but true.
7. The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championship in each league.
8. Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cubs pitchers.
9. Sixteen U.S. presidents were elected.
10. There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution.
11. Prohibition was created and repealed.
12. The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered and became the subject of major motion pictures, the latest giving Cubs fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top.
13. Wrigley Field was built and becomes the oldest park in the
national League.
14. Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down.
15. A combination of 40 Summer and Winter Olympics have been held.
16. Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; several thanked Cubs pitchers.
17. Bell-bottoms came in style, went out of style and came back in style; disco did the same.
18. The Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox and Florida Marlins have all won the World Series.
19. The Cubs played 14,153 regular-season games; they lost the majority of them.
20. Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma and New Mexico were admitted to the Union.

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Another G.I.Joe PSA Remix This one is amazing.

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sweet G.I. Joe PSA SPOOFS

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International Museum of Surgical Science A surgery museum in Chicago???

Holy SHIT!!! I never knew this was in Chicago. I will have to go visit it somewhere in the near future.

I will be going to the MCA on Tuesday, and hit up H&M afterwards.

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Pearle Vision – Eyewear- Designer – TI22

I think this might be the brand of glasses that I purchased today. Hopefully they will help prevent some of the eye strain that I have been having at work. I had to drop $200 on the damn things, including the exam. The best thing is that I have insurance. What a fucking joke. I need to find a nice optometrist in Chicago for the future.

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Questionable Content: New comics every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday

James sent me the link to this. I will need to check it thrice weekly.

Cubs lost by the way. Kind of sucks. I think I will survive though…that is unless some meathead beats me for not giving a shit. At least I do not live on the north side anymore.

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Or baseball for that matter, but I am watching the cubs game…and sammy sosa just cracked a 2 score homerun and tied the game. I could see the reaction on the tv and hear it from my neighbors. It was refreshing, gave me a sense of community and sent a shiver down my spine.

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Res publica non dominetur
The commonwealth is not owned/dominated

As seen/heard in the new Linux commercial by IBM

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I was on my way to work the other day. It may have been Tuesday. I was in a rush, as always. I get to the train stop and some guy is handing out flyers. Not for some restaurant. it was not a politician, it was some dude passing crap out for a t-shirt company know as:

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A Chicagoan dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible man his entire life.

The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse he cranks up the temperature and the humidity.

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Google Adwords: Keyword Suggestions

This is new at google…generate massive lists of potential keywords, at the press of a button…good stuff. I know what I will be doing this weekend (c:

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Hate to tell YOU!

Say what is this?

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Googlism:

werty is crazy and
werty is not connected to the network
werty is a moron
werty is either 123456qwerty or qwertyqwerty
werty is
werty is nong
werty is able to offer a range of services to home and business q computer users
werty is oh
werty is wiser than i because he put my words into ‘intelligent’ words
werty is even growing on
werty is a fun guy
werty is a warlock and is influencing us even as he sleeps?

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I got some work done yesterday and went to visit my grandparents. It was pretty nice.

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I just got home from a night of drinking. It was interesting, to say the least.

Went to work today. It was the same as normal. Boss was out sick so I had to run a teleconference. It went fine and I was able to accomplish something and make the customer happy. So that was that. The afternoon sucked, nothing new with that.

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Search by LocationPretty interesting, is somewhat like a yellow pages type of listing.

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Here are the top phrases searched:

– 9 for “chancre labes”
– 7 for “bag of bones bag of bones”
– 7 for “shitesticles”
– 2 for “august 19 1994 nancy keene lancaster us british architect binnen house dies at 9”
– 2 for “richard sandraks”
– 1 for “[ blank query ]”*
– 1 for “joey tempest”
– 1 for “mandi”

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Ctrl+Alt+Del – Tragically l337

This is amazing.

On a sad note my gym is changing their hours to onehour early per day. Now they will be closing at 11 instead of midnight. I am not a fan of this.

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One Unwired Day ‘ try public wireless Internet access for free at hotspots on Sept. 25, 2003

Kind of interesting. It would be nice if Chicago was wired for wi-fi and was always free.

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Sonic Youth is on channel 11 and they are tearng it up. I have heard they are not that good live, but they seem to be tight as hell. They are playing songs from Murray Street, which I like quite a bit.

That is actually one of the latest albums that I have purchased.

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Rocio Romero, modern design and prefab architecture

I am totally going to save up, buy some land somewhere and build one of these. The area would needs lots of trees and a good view. Yup.

I am happy it is Friday.

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Talk Like A Pirate Day – How It All Began

Looks like it is that time of year again.

My goals this weekend, drink some grog and get a beauty.

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I hung 8 paintings up in my room this weekend. It really looks nice now. I put the giant 50×50 little girl painting up, and I love it. One day I will Update the site so you can view it.
Just to describe it: it is 50×50 with 3 colors. Pink, black and white. The background in a barcode in black and pink which spells out a significant phrase. Then about actual size is a little girl holding a doll that is a cut-out in white.
I really like it. If you stare at it, it fucks with your eyes. Painting it drove me crazy. One day I plan to make a series of these… I know what I would do for the next one. Today I came across some clipart which may apply to future projects.

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not martha : to make

This is a pretty nice ‘blog’ which shows how to make some crafty type projects. Perhaps I will attempt knitting in the near future. I need some stress releaving activity that does not involve staring at a monitor. This would help preserve my eyesight. I already have a badass set of knitting needles. Perhaps I will read up and try and make a scarf.

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All Recipes | April Fooling at the Dinner Table
This would be pretty coolif you had kids, or had some time to kill and enjoy the kitchen.

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– 12 for ‘when i pulled the d out of your a it was covered in s’
– 3 for ‘renee kramer’
– 1 for ‘[ blank query ]’*
– 1 for ‘sport’

* A blank query is a search submitted with no text entered in the
search form.

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Airsoft Auctions at Air Soft Alley

Look at these auctions.

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World Beard and Moustache Championships Carson City 2003: “The World Beard and Moustache Championships will take place in Carson City, Nevada, on November 1, 2003. ?A panel of distinguished judges will determine which beards and moustaches in seventeen separate categories merit their owners the championship trophies and the coveted world champion titles. Special prizes will also be awarded to the youngest contestant, the contestant who traveled the farthest to attend, and the people’s favorite. ”

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How Much is Inside a Sharpie? – Part 1: “We tried to think up realistic titles and labels for the CDs, simulating actual Sharpie use. Mix albums, software titles, ebooks, clip art, fonts and photo collections were imagined and labeled. ”

Rob Cockerman does it again. I love this guy and his site. Word.

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So Blogger is STILL showig as a backlink. Please stay with me beatiful pr9 backlink….please…

Other than that, nothing much. Had fun tonight. Talked more than usual.

Looking foward to turning my life down a notch and getting some sleep.

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NetRing: Chicago Blogs:
‘chicago blogs ‘

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Blizg – The Blog Resource
Interesting blog directory.

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ACME Mapper @ N 41.910968 W 87.681862, 1 m/p: “N 41.910968 W 87.681862”

Come and get me….

Man I just got back from working out a few minutes ago. Pecs and the eliptical.

Tons of shit to do before I go to bed tonight… And I need to be at work in 8 hours…. Nice one werty, nice one.

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Chicago Bears – Team:
Pos. Player Injury Status
G/T Terrence Metcalf Finger Doubtful
S Todd Johnson JawOut

49ERS
Pos. Player Injury Status
RB Kevan Barlow Hamstring Probable
WR Arnaz Battle Knee Probable
T Derrick Deese Calf Probable
G Eric Heitmann Back Probable
CB Mike Rumph Groin Probable
WR Tai Streets Groin Probable
DT Bryant Young Ankle Probable
LB Brandon Moore Ankle Questionable
LB Saleem Rasheed Groin/Hip/Hamstring Questionable
T Scott Gragg Ankle Doubtful
TE Eric Johnson Clavicle Out
CB Jason Webster Knee Out”

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Search engine marketing is more than merely changing your Meta tags and submitting to the major search engines. It involves numerous other aspects such as increasing traffic, increasing conversion rates, increasing the ammount of time a user spends on your site)stickiness), increasing repeat visitors and customers, search engine optimization, tracking, internet advertising, pay per click advertising, site usability, accessibility, keyword research, customr research, collecting data, log file analysis, trending, tracking ROI (return on investment) the list goes on and on.

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WhittleBit

“What is WhittleBit?
Have you ever searched for something and wished you could tell the search engine that it was totally on the wrong track and it should try again? Well now you can! WhittleBit works much like most other search engines, except it can help you to refine your searches by allowing you to give positive or negative feedback on each search result. ”

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Saw James quite a bunch this weekend. We geeked it up because my computer was a bitch and the hard drive decided it would be a good idea to quit working. Not sure who to give the folliwng fuck you to, but it could be to Microsoft for making Windows XP, Western Digital for making a shitty hard drive (120 gig), or myself for being so 1337 and h4x0ring so much.

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Here are the top phrases searched:

– 31 for “fuck fuck fuck”
– 21 for “she s dead dude fucking pull out”
– 8 for “a duck duck duck”
– 4 for “i made stinky”
– 3 for “i don t care if she s dead”
– 3 for “shop woodfield”
– 2 for “netnose”

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Movies.com -:
Quentin Werty
That Man Bolt (1973) … Writer
Jigsaw (1968) … Writer
Dark of the Sun (1968) … Writer “

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//APOLLO THEATER: “The Tree of Hope stood between the Lafayette Theatre and Connie’s Inn and black performers believed the tree to be the purveyor of good luck to those who stood beneath its branches. The tree came to symbolize the promise that Harlem held for millions of aspiring African-Americans.”

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Reuters | Latest Financial News / Full News Coverage:

“Tough-Guy Actor Charles Bronson Dies at 81 Sun August 31, 2003 11:08 PM ET

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Rugged tough-guy actor Charles Bronson, a veteran of over 60 films, including the 1974 movie ‘Death Wish’ has died at the age of 81, CNN reported on Sunday.

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Felt like shit today, but I wore a smile. It seemed to affect other peoples reaction to me. I need to wear a smile more often.

Looking foward to the hook show this weekend. Pirate grindcore. I cannot wait to see them.

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This weekend was allright. I hung out with my friend Stu on Friday. We went to Goldstar then to Estelles.

Saturday I worked like 12 hours. No I really did.

My only 2 breaks were to host the gizmo quiz and to go grocery shopping.

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Punknews.org | Wesley Willis dead at 40: “Wesley Willis dead at 40
Posted on Friday, August 22, 2003 @ 13:58:30 EDT
Prolific singer/songwriter Wesley Willis has passed away at the age of 40. No cause of death has been announced yet, but it is assumed that it was from complications from the surgery Willis went through last year to supress internal bleeding. Click READ MORE for the full announcement [taken from the Alternative Tentacles News Page].

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Blogstakes presents: The Clip-n-Seal Fresh Party Pack: “1 Grand Prize
A Fresh Party Pack filled with 25 Clip-n-Sealed Party Foods. The food will be sealed with large, medium, and small Clip-n-Seals – a total of 25 Clip-n-Seals and 25 bags of food.”

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CNN.com – Man killed when hair catches on roller coaster car – Aug. 17, 2003: “LANGLEY, Washington (AP) — An amusement park operator was killed Saturday when his hair got caught on a roller coaster car, pulling him up as high as 40 feet before he fell, back-first, onto a fence. ”

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Daypop – a current events/weblog/news search engine

More of the same.

Find out blog trends, trends in blogging, etc.

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BlogPulse [BETA]: Automated Trend Discovery for Weblogs

This is a cool site. Someone is watching…

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TFN FanFilms | Short Films | Batman: Dead End

Kind of interesting. Large download, professionally done.

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– 2 for ‘yahoo’
– 1 for ‘blast from the past’
– 1 for ‘default’
– 1 for ’email’
– 1 for ‘host’
– 1 for ‘poiuy’
– 1 for ‘yahoo mail'”

4 were me looking for the yahoo mail default!

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Whoopdi do!

At home 12:30 am working on logos for my website.
At some point in the near future (in the next few weeks/months) I plan to redo this site. I may also scrap the use of blogger. I may just switch to movabletype. Yes I am that fucking crazy…woooooooo

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Some pieces of the puzzle are coming together. Still missing about 75% of it though.

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So I had a birthday party last night. I do not remember much of it all. My friend, James, or j4m35 as we like to call him, documented the entire evening through his digital camera.

It looks like I was about to kill someone at Estelles.

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Yahoo! News – Massive Power Blackout Retreats Stubbornly: “Bush said he suspected that the nation’s electrical grid would need to be modernized.”

Pretty interesting. It looks like the de-regulation of power will become regulated. Perhaps the government will end up owning all of the power plants? Do they now? Pretty bizarre. No official word as to why this happened.

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Yahoo! News – Canada Uncertain Over Cause of Blackout

Pretty Interesting article. I wonder what really is the cause of this. I wonder if/when it will go back on. I wonder if Chicago will loose power. I wonder why I am awake at 3:30 am….

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Elite Force Aviator: George W. Bush – U.S. President and Naval Aviator – 12″ Action Figure at KBtoys.com

TIme to move out of the country….Canada here I come……………

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So I am home from working, I ate and I am ready to be a complete nerd. My laptop is infront of my desktop, closed and playing MP3s. Me headphones are on and I am ready to work.

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Still having problems with my desktop. The lap top is working fine.

I am thinking of building a cheap quiet machine…we will see.

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Hahahahaha. Oh i forgot how much I love this kid. He scares the shit out of me. You can hear him play the guitar and piano now. Kid can shred…Richard Sandraks Home Page

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So I have decided that I need to start painting again…that and get my ass back into the “art scene”.

Call 1-800-758-7722 Invent-Tech . To get a patent… As seen on TV. I have a few things I would like to get patented but it is a bit pricey, I did some research…it comes to about 1500 w/out lawyer fees or drawing fees. Read more about the costs involved of getting a patent here.

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——————–
10 reasons the suburbs rule
——————–

August 1, 2003

1. Parking. Don’t laugh, it matters.

2. More room. Ever get the urge to wander through wide open spaces? And no, we’re not talking about the empty Toys R Us store on State Street.

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I wish there were more hours in the day. I was up late last night and was tired most of the day. I came home took a “nap”which turned into a 2 hour or so nap…now I need to work on a pile of stuff. A large pile. I should probably just replace sleep with caffiene or diet pills. Maybe I should take up smoking too. Watch as my heart explodes.

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DAZ Store

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DAZ Store

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So I did go to Louisville this weekend. Managed to punish my liver by drinking like a champion, my mouth still tastes like whiskey…and yes, I have brushed my teeth since. I met a bunch of cool people, and developed friendships with people I knew before,but never really hung with.

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a sushi car race game

this is better than old nintendo games. done in flash. weird “hentai” ending

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Daily recap:

Found out that I can go to Krazyfest afterall. It will be nice to be out of Chicago for a while… Louisville is an allright town. And by allright I mean that I like it and that I would not mind living there.

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It seems like google has taken a liking to me… I get hit with feshy a few times a week now. If you google my name I only come up a few times… so I am a bit harder to track…which is preferred. I think some email writing and I could be removed from another page or two…leaving me on just one.

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Newgrounds Presents: Mikey

Forgot about this: Hello my future girlfriend, this is what I sound like, i am 11 years old in the 6th grade from new mexico. Please PM (private message) me if you are on yahoo chat. Bye, thanks for stopping by.

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Removed nipple rings
Researched numerous things
Got these Chax / Gloomy the bear that Mike aka DOC ordered for me from japan. The robot one was okay, the Gloomy one was brilliant.
Rented some movies, Roger Dodger and May. Roger Dodger was good, a little less than what I was expecting. Actually it was really good, just ruined by what I was expecting. May was completely f’d up. It is about this girl who is a bit “weird”. It turns out she is a complete loon. It gets silly(as in stupid) near the end.
Feel like complete and utter shit today. Hot/cold/headache/crunked up stomach.
Cleaned, did laundry.

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Seriously…what the hell? So good.

Thanks to Mike Ryan for finding it !
Mr. Bush, you’re not supposed to write on the flag: Title 4, Chapter 1, Section 8(g)

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RFID tags: Big Brother in small packages | CNET News.com

Simply Amazing.

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The Pop vs. Soda Page

This is great. I love how the south calls it coke.

I now make my own soda at home.

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hopped up like mad now
cannot stop my hands shaking
burn fat whilst sitting.

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Welcome to NetNose. Create a better search engine!

A few months back we wondering what the spider was about that was hitting us, now we know. Check it out… If it gets a few million users maybe Google will get some competition. Of course Yahoo! would just buy it if that was the case…hahaha.

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hipster bingo Thanks for Sean (tony) for pointing this out… The rules are the best part:
How To Play:
Print this out and take it to the next show you go to. When you get a bingo, scream “BINGO!” at the top of your lungs, then break a bunch of beer bottles on the floor and get thrown out.

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A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the
back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until the child
reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would
never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an
average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament
building is an American flag.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
“Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand;
lollipop” with your right.
The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.
The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel
that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The sentence: “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
The words ‘racecar,’ ‘kayak’ and ‘level’ are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”
There’s no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.
………………..now you know everything!

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Well lets see what i have done so far:

Friday I came home and passed out due to exhaustion and lack of sleep this week. I woke up to see that I missed a call from Mike in Brookfield but he left no message.

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This is the scariest thing ever:The Official Robert Z’Dar Website

I think he is from Chicago )c:

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what do you think??

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Werty has some new shoes and a new crush.

I bought the Tsubo Triol in tan and the Tsubo Auriga in black.

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Matrix Ping Pong

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PVII Tutorials- CSS Menus: Uberlink List Menu

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This is pretty cool. I am also in love with the new Google Toolbar

TinyURL.com – where tiny is better!: “

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Last night was pretty interesting. I got a hair cut which I am told looks good.

Went to a few bars that I am not a “regular” at, and ran into a few “blasts from the past”. The first was this girl Liz who I used to work with at Anthropologie. That was kinda cool… we never actually talked while I worked there and I did not even know her name…

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Oh these are brilliant this week.

Here are the top phrases searched:

– 6 for “condom made of eel”
– 4 for “cellular mitosis”
– 4 for “don t trust the french”
– 4 for “fecal cavern”
– 4 for “guzzle shit caviar”
– 4 for “horseflap”
– 4 for “man munch”
– 3 for “naked ladies with moist snailtits”
– 2 for “poop yarmulke”
– 1 for “artist”

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I finally got a new cell phone. It took about two days, 5 lines at best buy, numerous customer service calls and 108 dollars but I now have a phone. Email me your number and I will give you a call or my number. I can be reached at my first initial, followed by my last name at yahoo; g(lastname)@yahoo.com.

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So I purchased a new cell phone today, I come home and try and activate it and they say the ESN(electronic serial number) is already activated. What the shit? Fuck you best buy. Then I call up my computer manufacturer, to see If i can get the WLAN problem straightned out. Of course I cannot. He suggests I return it to the store and get a brand new one, since it may be an error on the motherboard or something. Too bad I installed about 10 programs, a 4 gig backup of a movie of my Grandparents and 10 gigs of mp3s)c: I think I will see if they will put this on hold and I can try the new one out for a day to see if it is my network or the computer that is fucked. I do not think it is my network that is bad. Oh well.

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So I got a laptop today. It is pretty rock’n. I cannot get the fucking 802.11b (wi-fi, wireless networking) to work properly. I am not sure if it is the computer or if it is something wrong with my hub/router/access point. I will have to cruise to a wireless cafe and see if I can connect there.

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Storm of the century happened while I was at work today. It was not that exciting really. The google dance (update for you non-geeks) is about to stop which is nice. It seems like it is almost back to “normal”. There has been a definite algorithm tweak, seeing as though certain things do not have the weight that they used to.

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Here are the top phrases searched:

– 6 for “kojak motherfuckers”
– 4 for “swashbuckle gay leather”
– 3 for “real good pizza”
– 1 for “girlfriend”
– 1 for “torrey”

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Top internal search queries:
– 1 for “bird”
– 1 for “chupacabra”
– 1 for “hoary goat balls”
– 1 for “niagara”
– 1 for “photo”
– 1 for “shit river”
– 1 for “shockandawe”
– 1 for “teacher”

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So I was tired as hell today. I had a brilliant brainstorm before I went to bed last night involving affiliate marketing programs and internet advertising, oh the misspellings (c:

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So Saturday I woke up at 11:45 am when my cell phone received the weather alert. My mouth was dry and the sun was beating in through the curtains. I got up and worked on the gizmo quiz. I had a few hours to kill and James was still sleeping on the couch.

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So last night the El Cid Drink/Eat a thon was a success. I had a good time and it was nice to see all the old crew.

Here is a review of the places we went:

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I think I may try to re-design this thing using CSS in the near future. I have been playing around with them at work and there are some cool things that they can do. I think I might move servers yet again, this time opting for something a little more robust.

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I had a pretty good weekend. I watched ‘Catch Me If You Can’. I liked it, kind of long. I liked that it was based off of a true story. I wonder how much was real. Also I wish I could get away with some of the things that Leonardo DiCaprios character got away with.

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Here are the top interal phrases searched:

– 1 for “fuck magnet”
– 1 for “germ warfare”
– 1 for “killgasm”

Whoever looked for these thank you, you made my day(c:

Also girl with wonderful accent in the hallway at work, I love you.

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So the song Blue Monday by New Order FUCKING RULES.

Anyhow, this weekend was pretty good. I went out with Tony (Sean) on Friday. Got a bit sauced. Saturday I went shopping with Ana and we rented Igby Goes Down. I liked it.

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I hear it is nice outside………………….

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So two days ago I somehow managed to crack my neck and cause some serious pain. It was great; I could not move my head to the left at all. I was freaking out and wondering if I would have to go to the doctor or what. I ended up doing some massaging of it, which would send serious shivers of pain and cause me to do nothing but take giant breathes…it was intense. Anyhow, I woke up yesterday morning and could barely move. I called into work and went back to bed. At about 1pm I woke up still sore and had nothing to do. I ended up watching the breakfast club and a bunch of TV. It was extremely boring, and a waste of a day. I could barely move and when I would I would just tense up from the pain. It hurt to sit, it hurt to lie down. It sucked. I had some Arnica Gel and rubbed that into it numerous times…it seemed to help, and today it feels much better.

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This weekend wasn’t so hot. I did not do anything other than make a mad ass dinner on Friday. Saturday I went to my grandparents and helped out around their house. Then my parents came out there. yada yada yada.

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So let’s see what has been going on:

Been crazy busy at work.

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So I am finally done with school. It is quit a nice feeling. So finishing up today was the good news. The bad news is I start work full time tomorrow. 9-5 every weekday from now on. I hope I find some meaning in my life because that is certainly not it. It will be nice to have a steady income. Plus I will have some shitty insurance coverage, but I can choose my own doctor, so no more trucking over to UIC to wait for a few hours. Well back to the school thing. I am going to apply at a few schools who actually offer night classes, I am thinking Columbia and the Illinois Istitute of Art. I will see how much they cost and what kind of financial aide is available. I could honestly care less about the classes. I would just like a chunk of mine to transfer in from COD and UIC. In theory I should be a junior or senior, the keyword here being theory.

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So my only goals this weekend were to get a little bit liquired up, do my taxes, clean my desk, pay some bills, call a few people, call my mom, cook, relax and prepare some art related things for school… So far I have gotten drunk, called a few people, started to clean my desk and thought of one thing to do for school. I wish it was a three day weekend.

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So I was in a meeting for like 7-8 hours today. It was pretty interesting and I am glad that I attended it. Hopefully this will help me communicate more openly with people I may have felt intimidated by before. Also it felt good to be part of the decission making process that will decide how exactly the company will be run for the next year or so…until we adapt the plan down the road. Tomorrow I know we meet again and discuss what we went over today and actually set up our goals and rewards program. Monday I assume that we will present it to the rest of the company and try to explain everything that we learned. I learned a new term today. ROS. Return on sales. Thats a new one. Very important to our business.

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It is Saturday night and I am not drunk. I had a moderately productive day. I woke with an extreme hangover and no recollection of leaving the bar last night. I ate some breakfast and needed coffee. I then went back to bed for a bit or at least attempted to do so. Well after this my sister and I went to visit my grandparent. They seem to be doing well. After this we went to trader Joes where I purchased a bunch of groceries. Then we went to target and I wasted some money on things I do not need. Mainly shampoo and Crest white stripes. Maybe one day I will have pearly whites.

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I do not feel so hot right now. I did eat some sushi which was good, but i am just dead tired.

Work was an interesting one today. I had to buy lots of stuff for the SEO department of my work. I think I caused a stop on american express card. A bit odd. I will be getting some new software, a membership to two sites…and I hear that new computers are on the way(c:

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I went to work today. blah blah blah

Then I went to the art institute. It was pretty good. I took my camera and took some pictures of some of the work that I like. I wish I had more time to spend there. Also I wish there was less of a crowd. It was super nice out today. I think it reached 70 degrees.

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Well lets see. Today is Tuesday in the wee hours of the morning. I am still up from Monday and dead tired.

Here is what I did today. Work. From 9am until 6:30pm…eeeek. I need the money and I had stacks of shit to do. I still have a ton more to do for the rest of the week/month life. Oh yeah…It is April Fools day.

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Oh yeah and we will see if we get this picked up by the SE’s:

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So I am currently on my lunch break and experienced one of the funniest things a few minutes ago.

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What happens in Canada stays in Canada

So yeah. just doing a little test. We will see what happens.

My day started with my U-pass not working. I was pissed. So it will not cost me $3.00 everday to go to work, $4.50 on the days I go to school. $18 a week)c: And I wanted to start saving money.

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So I am back from Canada. It was pretty fun. Lots of idiots in the town though. I drank like a fish and gambled away like 150 Canadian Dollars. It was a good time though. I was playing blackjack next to a 80 year old woman. How good is that?

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So I painted for about 6 hours or so yesterday. The painting looks pretty cool. I still have another 2-3 days of work that are left on it. Tuesday I will be using all black paint, which means my pants will get covered with it. Yup.

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So I come after my adventure today and crash right on out on my bed for a good 7 hours. Maybe I am getting ill? Either that or it could be depression related? Maybe the change in weather and me not dressing appropriately. No clue. It is now 1:15 am and I should think about going to sleep so I can work tomorrow. WOOO!

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What a weekend it was. Got home at about 8pm after working late and deciding to get some new kicks. I like them alot. Tsubo, I guess now I am either completely hip, or a complete yuppie…or somewhere in between. So far I have gotten a few compliments on them. Also some guy walking towards me totally was checking the kicks out, I knew he was impressed.

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So I went to work today. Nothing but blah. Went to school and did the layout on my painting. I think it should look pretty rock’n when it is done. I love the main image, and the background is a barcode, which could actually be scanned, that is if you had a 50″ barcode scanner(c:

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So I had to dress like a square today. Wool pants, shirt tucked in, dress shoes. The shoes and the pants I do not mind, but I hate tucking clothes in.

I got to work just in time for the Monday Morning Meeting. This was one of the slowest meeting to date. I came back to my desk and drank my coffee and ate my blueberry bagel.

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So I had some more computer problems today:
1.Struggled to update the templates on this, only to have blogger not save the changes. Hopefully it is fixed now. I wonder if it is due to me updating the blog through blog buddy,which somehow stored the old template. The counter and the rating buttons are back on it now. Hopefully they will stay. The ratings say I got 251 votes, if so that is crazy. Normally I get 2-3 pageviews a day.
2.The second computer problem was with my blasted wireless internet card. What a pain in the ass. I downloaded new drivers for it, hopefully that will solve all the stupid problems I have been having. It seemed crazy fast 1.8MPS after the update, which is brilliant.

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So this weekend I did not touch the booze, which is a good thing. The only time I went out was to go to my grandparents house on sat. Krissy and I stopped at Kasia’s Deli. We got some grub for the family to eat. I dropped 20 bones on it. It was well worth it. The whole family raved about it. They had really good potato pancakes. I also purchased some pork tenderloin, being a veg. I did not try any.

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So I was goign to go to bed a good hour or so ago and I saw that Google was dancing…so I checked some keywords…posted a few messages and found some spam.

I reported it and had a little conversation with a google employee and whammo. goodbye spam. Google Rules. Yes yes.

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so i fixed some stuff on here. ruined some other things….i dunno. we will see what happens….the links work now for the most part
it all seems to be working now. go me…

Music Reviews

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So I am currently working on a photo project.

I have a long shitty week of work ahead of me. The one guy I work with is off in vegas getting married. I think that is pretty cool, however I am certain that my work load will greater than it normally is.

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a little tiny bit tipsy now.

i did not feel like drinking tonight. i had one beer at my friends art show. it was kinda cool. at some fancy hair salon. the owner was tatted up something fierce.

it was nice to see chris and rob.

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so i think google may be updating soon

i would like to get this page “google friendly”

here is a link to the archives. just until i can update the template of this piece so it actually runs properly. that will require me setting up SSI server side includes

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so my grandma is now an official cyborg.

she had a pacemake installed today.

the operation should have taken 15 min, it took 2.5 hours. not sure why.

i got home at about 10:30 and heard news from my sis.

14 hour work/school days rule.

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so i get home from school tonight to find out my grandma is in the hospital. her heart beat got down to 27 bpm. she has to get a pacemaker installed tomorrow…

i called her when i found out. she kept telling me that she hopes i sleep allright. that she hopes grandpa sleeps allright.

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so i just pulled a glass sliver from the ball of my foot…and it now hurts more…i am glad it is gone though…eek. it was pretty big. much larger than the entrance wound…go figure.

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so i am now back at school. i go t and thurs from 9am until 6:40 pm. this is killing me. oh yes. my photo2 class requirs 12 hours of outside of class work a week. that is a bit crazy. the painting class will require another 6. my time based media class i think i can put 1-2 hours of work in and just use mad skills to replace the time that is called for.

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