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It started with me waiting for 3 trains… The first 2 were express due to some problem…then mine sits underground for a good 10 minutes: “this train is experiencing technical difficulties. The driver of this train has has gotten off of the cars in order to fix the problem.”
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brooklynbacon’s Xanga Site
This is an amazing blog which I guess is under investigation…i just wasted like 2 hours of my life reading it…my only conclusion is that the guy is a genius.
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Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip…but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves didn’t produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out…heaven knows where to. More Stress!
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink.
In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.The angel said: “Where would you like me to put this tree fat man?”
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SEO Bitch Jake sure is a real seo bitch… or maybe he is more of an seo rockstar. Either way he is the fastest typer in the world.
Seo 1337 perhaps… I dunno i swear him and his keyboard were smoking…I think Jake should learn to quit smoking, do not think his keyword will ever learn.
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